Dump
the male flight
attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
NEXT replace all the female
flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell ! They don't
even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The
strippers would at least
triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the
cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because
of the tips, female
flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for
working the plane and have them kick back
20% of t he tips, including
lap dances and "special services."
Muslims
would be afraid to
get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This
is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right, a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into
an asset.
Why
didn't Bush think of
this?
Why
do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,